justcyborgthings:

cookie-sheet-toboggan:
miss-vickt0re:
carbcruncher000:
thegirlfriend-experience:
citycrowdpleaser:
say it with me now..
2018 Goals
Since last week I’ve been getting extra money at work for free
Yo Canada, quick question. Why is your money see through?!?
so we can shine a laser pointer through the window and see the value amount projected afar as added protection from forgeries
Yo USA, why the FUCK are we still using fragile scraps of linen like fucking animals when we could have fucking Laser Show Dollars instead?

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kougie:

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nevver:

Up all night, Clarissa Bonet

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revolutionarygays:

i can’t believe how many people in their mid-20s are buying the amazon alexa and like hooking it up to their home security systems and lights and phone and shit like i know we all saw the 1999 disney channel original movie smart house. they warned us and you are playing with fire

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acoolguy:

raspatil:
where my daughter
he cookin

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babyanimalgifs:

OH MY GOD

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blessed image, let’s get this money y’all! reblog chadwick boseman rubbing his hands together for good luck and good coin!

shezinlove:

a-simpler-life:

smolredlesbian:
whatblogidonthaveablog:
blueandbluer:
flashinqlights:
ok so there’s a game me and my friends play called “don’t get me started” and basically someone gives another person a random topic and they have to go on an angry rant about it and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to us at parties and car rides so I highly recommend playing sometimes with your friends
I love this idea. We used to do things like this in Improv.
Related game: “THINK ABOUT IT.” You’re given a random topic, and your job is to build it into an epic conspiracy theory, the crazier the better. You end your rant with a serious face and the command that your listeners “Think about it.”
Another related game: Illuninati. Similar to Think About It except you are given 2 completely different topics and you have to connect them to each other in a wild conspiracy rant
Rb to safe an awkward hang out

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localstarboy:

You tight as hell 4 this 😂😂😂

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harcules:

sixpenceee:
Heavy rain leaves trail under crystalline water and creates rare, beautiful scene. This scene is located in Bonito, MS, Brazil.
This looks like a dream I had

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kynono:

pearlmarley:
Spacing out
@quiantae

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guildedparadox:

stephenfuckingcolbert:
paperswallow:
I can stomach bro-type boys who actually are quite sweet and loveable beneath their bro exterior significantly more than like, guys who study philosophy and write “poetry” but beneath it all actually have the skewed moral compass and heedless self absorption of your common or garden bro.
chris evans vs james franco
joey tribbiani vs ross gellar

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coolxatu:

>at the graveyard
>rotten hand thrusts out of the dirt
me: *holds it*

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